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Alright fine, You "I want to know it all B*tch" We appreciate your curiousity & we're going to honor it.

We are what you need, like that text back from your crush. We are new, We are hungry & most of all We are f*cking better than your average brands! We are The Yakuzas!
Did you know? A panda sh*ts 40 times in a day and just like that our Panda - "Kuro Senshi" goes through shit ideas/ design fails/ trial & error loops and all kind of mental spirals just to bring you exactly What you need.

But why do we even do this? because it's our ninja way?

Nahh, Let me tell you The tale of Yakuza and their Yakuza Boss,
After backpacking across multiple countries and collecting all these amazing experiences through mistakes, teachings, exploring, love, shit breaks & great times on my journey through these lawless streets of the world came this thought of giving back to the most important side of life to "The Partners in Crime".
So I decided to unpack the best things I've learned into creating something worth being shared with "The Partners in Crime" - The people I have met, the ones like You. That's Who we do it for and Why, the beautiful people who share the love for the same interests as Us!

How the f*ck could you not shed a tear after reading that you insensitive rat! I channeled my inner master Oogway to write that however still thank you for having the love for similar interests as Us and Congrats on being a part of The Yakuza, that applies even if your overthinking stingy a*s didn't click checkout yet. Welcome to The Yakuza!
And seriously just Checkout, so we can keep brining you The Best.